Love Wrong Numbers
How the f**k do cereal bars work??
True Love (:
Wait, WHAT???
He might have better chances at being a lawyer
Almost Got Busted! Genius...
Close enough.
iPhone users are stupid
Gross Dad!
Uh oh, busted!
Hey, Texas Your Number
I hope you get.....
That's a big no
Ah the double standards
We got a smooth criminal here
