Hope you step on a #LEGO
That's right!
What idiot..
Higgs Boson
It worked for a reason
To do list
Flag respect
Evil chicken omelette
Are you kidding me?!
Marriage life seems like a very good time but it actually is a joke
Mr. Clean, likes it dirty
Scottish insults are the best
Medieval reactions that describe your life perfectly
Brotherly love
They can keep him
