Still not as gay as Twilight
You guys are getting your lighters back
When you see it...
If I turned down this offer, my best friend would slap the soul out of me for being stupid
Test your drugs for free
Dad Jokes in 2999
Holiday Expectations
The best day of my life
Making plans when in good mood
I'll disown the b*stard
Trying to go sleep early
Kids are awesome
Now thats gangster
Just Wednesday Addams
Painfully friend-zoned
